Cats are smuggling cell phones into prisons. hansolocat These shifty felines are the next wave of getting your cargo from A to B, no questions asked.

“Guards thought there was something suspicious about a little white cat slipping through a prison gate in northeastern Brazil.

A prison official says that when they caught the animal, they found a cellphone, drills, small saws and other contraband taped to its body.

Alagoas state prisons spokeswoman Cinthya Moreno says that the cat was caught New Year’s Eve at the medium-security prison in the city of Arapiraca.”

I wish my cats were this crafty, but rather than smuggling, they seem to specialize in eating my plants and barfing on my rug.