A pocket field guide to the tells, the vibes, and the escape hatches đ§
This one is deliberately not an essay. Itâs a field guide. If “The Woke Machine” was the engine diagram and “The Woke Machine in the Wild” was the road test, this is the laminated card you keep in your purse/wallet so you can recognize the pattern in real time.
Rule of thumb: youâre not looking for left or right. Youâre looking for a script. The woke script, as used in this series, shows up when a conversation shifts from âwhatâs true?â to âwho gets to speak?â to âif you disagree, youâre guilty.â
The three-check test (10 seconds)
If you hear these three moves stacked together, youâve found it:
- Identity first: âThis is about who we are and whatâs been done to us.â
- Standing first: âSome people speak; other people defer.â
- Sealed loop: âDisagreement proves the harm.â
One of these is normal politics. All three together is the machine.
The Field Guide Cards đ
Each card has: vibe â what itâs doing â escape hatch
Card 1: The Credential Swap
Vibe: âItâs not my job to educate you.â
What itâs doing: Turns your question into an offense so the claim never has to be defended.
Escape hatch: âFair. Point me to the best source you trust. Iâll read it, then we can discuss the claim and the remedy.â
Card 2: The Motive Trap
Vibe: âIntent doesnât matter. Only impact matters.â
What itâs doing: Makes every mistake equally condemnable. Eliminates proportionality.
Escape hatch: âImpact matters. Intent matters for what response is fair. What change would satisfy you, and what would be excessive?â
Card 3: The Moral Draft Notice
Vibe: âSilence is violence.â
What itâs doing: Forces instant alignment. Neutrality becomes guilt.
Escape hatch: âIâm open to discussion. I donât do coerced declarations.â
Card 4: The Sacred Testimony Upgrade
Vibe: âListen to marginalized voices.â
What itâs doing: Sometimes an honest corrective. Sometimes a command to treat testimony as unquestionable.
Escape hatch: âIâm listening. After listening, are we allowed to test general claims with shared evidence standards?â
Card 5: Harm as a Veto
Vibe: âThatâs harm.â / âThatâs violence.â
What itâs doing: Replaces argument with a stop sign.
Escape hatch: âLetâs specify. What concrete harm, to whom, at what threshold, and what rule follows from it?â
Card 6: The Implementation Shaming
Vibe: âYouâre centering yourself.â
What itâs doing: Turns practical questions into moral failure.
Escape hatch: âImplementation questions protect people from unintended damage. Letâs talk tradeoffs.â
Card 7: The Purity Shortcut
Vibe: âIf you were a good person, youâd already agree.â
What itâs doing: Makes moral worth depend on agreement.
Escape hatch: âGood people disagree. Letâs talk reasons, evidence, and costs.â
Card 8: The Story-to-System Leap
Vibe: âMy lived experience proves the system is X.â
What itâs doing: Jumps from testimony to total causation without the hard middle step.
Escape hatch: âI accept the experience. Now show how we know the cause. What alternative explanations did we check?â
Card 9: The Sealed Loop
Vibe: âYour disagreement is proof.â
What itâs doing: Objections become confirmation. Nothing can be corrected.
Escape hatch: âIf disagreement counts as proof, weâve left reasoning. What would count as disconfirming evidence?â
Card 10: The Reality Sabotage
Vibe: âObjectivity is a tool of oppression.â
What itâs doing: Undermines common standards so the frame canât lose.
Escape hatch: âIf we canât share standards, we canât make fair rules. What standards apply to everyone equally?â
Card 11: The Venue Laundering Move
Vibe: âDeplatforming isnât censorship.â
What itâs doing: Uses technicalities to deny coercion while doing coercion.
Escape hatch: âMaybe it isnât state censorship. Itâs still a power move. What principle makes this consistent?â
Card 12: The Totalizing Story
Vibe: âThe whole system is rigged.â
What itâs doing: Converts a hypothesis into a worldview. Every counterexample becomes cover-up.
Escape hatch: âMaybe. What evidence would make you revise that, and what would count as a genuine counterexample?â
The âWoke in the Wildâ Bingo Strip đŻ
If you hear three of these in one conversation, slow down:
- âDo the work.â
- âThatâs not up for debate.â
- âI donât feel safe.â (used as policy veto)
- âPlatforming equals harm.â
- âYour questions are violence.â
- âYouâre asking for emotional labor.â
- âWe canât center comfort.â
- âThe data is racist.â
- âThatâs tone policing.â
- âYouâre on the wrong side of history.â
Some of these are sometimes fair complaints. The tell is when they function as argument substitutes.
Three calm moves that work in almost any room đ
- Falsifiability: âWhat would change your mind?â
- Symmetry: âDoes this rule apply to your side too?â
- Category check: âAre we discussing evidence, or are we assigning moral status?â
Youâre not trying to dunk. Youâre trying to keep the conversation inside reality.
Mini-glossary (translation for normal humans) đ
- Standing: who is treated as allowed to speak and be believed.
- Self-sealing: a belief that treats objections as confirmation.
- Moral sorting: dividing people into good/bad based on frame acceptance.
- Harm (as used here): sometimes real injury; sometimes a rhetorical stop sign.
- Deplatforming: removing access to a venue; not always illegal, often still coercive.
Endnote
This field guide simplifies the framework outlined in “The Woke Machine” and “The Woke Machine in the Wild” prompted by James Lindsayâs New Discourses discussion of âwokeâ as an identity-and-epistemology posture rather than a simple political label.






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