If only the bible was written in modern times, as visualized below, we could really punch it up and make it cool.
Sadly(?) we have to go by the ramblings of scared ignorant people who thought that earth being flat was a reasonable state of affairs.
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8 comments
July 24, 2016 at 6:50 am
Steve Ruis
Ah, yes, an all-powerful god, who can make anything disappear or appear with a mere thought, needs a .357 Magnum hand gun to project power. Further proof that Jesus was an American!
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July 24, 2016 at 7:55 am
makagutu
Earth being flat and immovable
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July 24, 2016 at 12:27 pm
sepultura13
LOL – I think that’s exactly how the graphic novel would look! I remember seeing covers of “The Watchtower” that are similar…one of my grandmothers was a Jehovah’s Witless…er, ‘Witness’ – so I have seen my share.
:)
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July 24, 2016 at 12:30 pm
The Arbourist
@sepultura13
I’d download the graphic novel of jebus if it was like this. :> Probably a more honest interpretation in the end.
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July 24, 2016 at 12:32 pm
sepultura13
I agree – the graphic novel wouldn’t pull any punches, that’s for sure!
ROFL – I love it when other people say “jebus!” I’ve been saying “jebus cripes” for years, now!
XD
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July 24, 2016 at 12:34 pm
sepultura13
…the other thing I remember about “The Watchtower” is that the renditions of the ‘Whore of Babylon’ would have been perfect in Playboy, Penthouse, or Hustler! I always wondered where they got their artists from, ROFL
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July 24, 2016 at 1:44 pm
Bernie Orbust
Jesus has a way bigger gun than that! Here’s a preview from Rev 19:
11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war. …16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:
King of kings and Lord of lords.
17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18 so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and the mighty, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, great and small.”
19 Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to wage war against the rider on the horse and his army. 20 But the beast was captured, and with it the false prophet who had performed the signs on its behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped its image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. 21 The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.
(At least when Jesus slaughters people — a lot of worlds to tear up in the OU — He aint getting kickbacks from Boeing…)
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July 24, 2016 at 2:03 pm
The Arbourist
@Bernie Orbust
Well, the original has a certain charm, but everything goes better with Uzis. :>
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