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Ah, the wonders of travelling abroad. Signage, as much as designers would like us to believe it to be true, is hardly universal. In my own voyages, most recently Iceland, exit signs look like this:

I have to admit, from an ‘objective’ perspective, the sign makes complete sense. Person walking toward door = exit. However, not what my Canadian brain is used to. My brain was like, WTF is does that mean, green is not the colour of exit, not now and not ever!

Oh yah, that is what I’m talking about. Red and with words and stuff! Brain Happy! Everything is normal and well! At least from a Canadian point of view. Recently, CBC hosted and article about American tourists on their trip to New Brunswick and their experiences with Canadian signage.
“What began as a minor puzzlement for my wife and me bloomed over the course of a few days into a full-on obsession,” he wrote of the various signs they encountered. “What in the name of Rob Ford were the road signs trying to tell us?”
Burr’s friends and family on Facebook were equally confused by a photo he posted of a green-and-white River Valley Scenic Drive signpost. None of the 2,845 people who weighed in on his post could reportedly identify it.
“The signs of New Brunswick’s highways and byways aren’t exactly done wrong, but they seem to require a cognitive leap of which our American sensibilities, enfeebled by reality TV shows and Katy Perry songs, are incapable,” he explained. “My wife and I found ourselves gazing across a semiotic void, one that necessitated a more elusive process of conversion than miles to kilometres, English to French, or American quarters to Canadian dollars.”
His interpretations are amusing. Here are some gleaned from the article.

I have my own to add to the list. I saw this on an elevator in Iceland:

Do Not Go into Boxes otherwise angry birds will attack!
Sign universality – one day it will happen I’m sure. :)

I’m a ardent fan of birdsrights.. :)
Who knew that fonts could create so much hate? :)


I’ll admit it up front, I tend to dress like an unfashionable frump of at least 20 years beyond my chronological age. But I actually really love clothes! Which is how I got hooked on Zulily. More pretty clothes to look at every day? Steeply discounted? Sign me right up!
While I do find things there that I love and neeeeeed, it appears I simply lack the constitution for the world of cutting-edge fashion. There is probably a feminist statement to be made somewhere, about how runway fashion for men is weird too but the real monstrosities don’t turn up in mid-priced ready-to-wear, because men’s inherent dignity. Or something.
Or you could just laugh. Each of these gems was available – in my size – from Zulily, today!
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Don’t let someone who “leet speaks” onto your computer. Ever.
I’m such a non-fan of passwords. Keeping track of all that shite is tedious. So here I am doing my best when along comes the CBC to make life even more difficult.
“If your password is on the list below you had better change it.
Among the 25 most common passwords among 3.3 million that were leaked online last year, the top two were once again “123456” and “password,” according to a company that provides password management software.”
Based on its analysis, SplashData recommends that when crafting your password:
- Don’t use keyboard patterns e.g. “qwertyuiop” from the top row of letters
- Don’t use a favourite sport – baseball and football were both in the Top 10, with hockey, soccer and golf in the Top 100.
- Don’t use your birthday or birth year. People in their early 20s seemed to be especially guilty of this, with the years 1989 to 1992 all in the top 100.
- Don’t use common names – michael, jennifer, thomas, jordan, hunter, michelle, charlie, andrew and daniel were all in the Top 50.
Here’s the entire list:
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123456
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password
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12345
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12345678
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qwerty
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1234567890
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1234
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baseball
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dragon
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football
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1234567
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monkey
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letmein
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abc123
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111111
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mustang
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access
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shadow
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master
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michael
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superman
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696969
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123123
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batman
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trustno1
So there you go, now out and make yourself and your accounts more secure and less accessible to yourself. You are welcome.

Oh yaaaaa!!!
I swear, there is a helpful graph for everything on the internet.

Where do you fit in? :) I’m pretty sure I firmly inhabit the rectangle of snooze…*sigh*.
For those of us who like lists –
The list describes the basic ethos of killing in a fantasy setting according to each alignment type. ( nuanced version here)
I’ll kill you because…
Lawful Good: you look evil, you stinkin’ orc!.
Chaotic Good: you are evil.
Neutral Good: you did something evil.
Lawful Neutral: you broke the law.
Neutral: you just tried to kill me.
Chaotic Neutral: its Tuesday.
Neutral Evil: I want that nice sword you have.
Chaotic Evil: I’ll get this tingly sensation in the back of my spine, OOooooo.
Lawful Evil: your interfering with my conquest of the world.






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