Water Closets raided! It could happen to you!

The long arm of law has been plunging the depths of the criminal world and victory has been achieved; the CBC reports the following:

“OTTAWA – Ottawa police have arrested a man with an apparent penchant for toilet flushers.

Police allege a man stole flushing mechanisms from public and private toilets across the capital.

The targets included restaurants, shopping malls, hospitals, medical clinics and private sector facilities.

Police say the electronic and manual flushing mechanisms have an estimated value of about $100 to $1,000 each.

Robert Morissette, 51, was arrested last Tuesday and is charged with 24 counts of theft under $5,000, 24 counts of mischief to property under $5,000 and 24 counts of breach of probation.”

24 counts!  That is awesome!  Let it be known here in Canada we will not be acommodating toilet thievery of any kind!

When toilet thievery just is not enough, summon the awesomness of Chuck Norris!