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The infidels are swarming in the middle east.  Measures must be taken to combat this outbreak of critical thought and rationality.  Fortunately brothers (any sisters present get out now, double shame if you’re not barefoot and burqa’d) action is being taken.

“CAIRO – Egypt’s most prominent democracy advocate accused President Hosni Mubarak’s government Saturday of posting Facebook photos of his daughter in swimsuits and at events where alcohol was served in an attempt to discredit him.

Keep your eyes on this 'atheist'!

Mohammed ElBaradei, the Nobel Peace Prize winner and former U.N. nuclear chief, was quoted in the independent Al-Dustour newspaper as saying the government is “waging a campaign of sheer lies” by using the photos to portray him and his family as nonbelievers — a politically damaging accusation in an increasingly conservative Muslim country.

We have the infidels, women in public with bathing suits and even a greater sin, dare I say it?  Alcohol.  Warm up your stoning arms people.

“The more than 30 photos were posted under the title: “Secrets of the ElBaradei family.” Some show his daughter in swimsuits at the beach and sitting at events in front of what appeared to be bottles of alcohol. Drinking is forbidden in Islam and conservative Muslims would generally consider a woman appearing publicly in a bathing suit to be immodest.”

The scandal.  It is shocking.  Truly shocking.

“ElBaradei has drawn the government’s anger with a campaign he started early this year boldly calling for electoral reform and constitutional amendments that would allow a credible candidate to challenge the ruling party in next year’s presidential election.

Respected internationally and untouched by the corruption tainting much of Egypt’s regime, ElBaradei brought together a coalition of young activists and opposition groups to push for change.”

Yes!  We shall smear this activist for opposing our regime.  There may be a few rotten apples in the barrel of the Egyptian government, overall we are a transparent, open democracy.

“The Facebook site also says his daughter is married to a Christian and shows an image of what it purports is her real profile from the social networking site listing her religious status as agnostic.

The Facebook site also accuses ElBaradei himself of being an atheist and of seeking to deceive Egyptians by touring mosques and being photographed praying.”

The forces of freedom in action.

We saved the best for last a double hit!  ElBaradei’s  daughter is married to a Christian and ElBaradei himself is an atheist!

Checkmate brothers!  We have ferreted out this unbeliever in our midst, he claims he wants responsible government by the people, but we have exposed him.  He wants to take our gods away and we all know the sinful immorality that will follow once that happens.

Never fear though brothers we shall keep reason safely at arms length!  Allah Ackbar!