From the CBC

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Police say a man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn’t slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

I mean really.  Really?  What would possess anyone to stuff 75 bottles in ones pants?  Of course, if it is hand lotion…its frozen shrimp.

BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) — Authorities say a Bradenton man tried to steal several bags of frozen shrimp from a supermarket by hiding them down his pants.

The shrimp incident was from 2008, this was 2010.  I wonder if the urge to act foolish in public is on a two year cycle or something.