I have found, through my travels, that many people just cannot understand Christians, Muslims, Jews, or any religious people at all. I confess, initially, I could not comprehend how anyone could belong to any faith either. After much study, however, I think I’ve come up with some answers and I put them all in this diagram. I hope it helps.
For those who want to print this off, lets give this a try. I’ve put up the poster at picturepush.com and it can be found here at
http://www5.picturepush.com/photo/a/3004133/img/My-Work/TheBelieverPrintPeg.jpg
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Mystro
Dead Wild Roses 
15 comments
February 24, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Moe
Oh you are a wicked, wicked woman you are. Don’t let Steve see that!
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February 24, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Mystro
Am I? I can honestly tell you that I have not once, in my entire life, thought for one second that I might be a wicked woman (or a wicked, wicked woman for that matter).
And I can’t imagine anyone being anything but enriched and enlightened by my poster, so I wouldn’t dream of blocking anyone from seeing it.
However, I am not one to cast advice aside lightly. I shall endeavor to do some serious reflection to determine whether I am indeed a wicked woman. I shall also contemplate possible downsides that could arise from Steve (and everyone like Steve) viewing this post.
:) Thanks for the comment, Moe.
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February 25, 2010 at 11:13 am
William
Awesome
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February 25, 2010 at 11:48 am
Mytho
Oh, this is so good! I’m stealing it… No. on second thought, I’m not a christian, so stealing is out of the question :S Can I humbly ask for permission to print this poster and displaying it on my doorstep? :)
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February 25, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Postman
Excellent. It’s everything a religious brand-loyalist needs to prove to themself and the rest of the world that their gawd is The Gawd.
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February 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
The Gregarious Misanthrope
Nicely done.
The grammarian in me, though, requests a space between “book” and “of” in the section titled “The Manual.” This is so those who will be offended by it don’t have a tiny morsel of petty criticism on which to sustain themselves.
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February 25, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Ihre
Cool,Do you happen to have a Hi Res version of this? I’d like to make poster of it for my personal use
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February 25, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Buzz
I just blew in from Pharyngula to let you know “The Believer” turned the corners of my mouth to the sky. Yippee!
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February 25, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Mystro
Thanks for the heads up, I have fixed the poster, but messed up the updating process. Will hopefully have it all fixed up soon
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February 25, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Mystro
To everyone asking about a hi-res version for printing:
I’m thrilled that you like my poster so much and I have no problems with you printing it off, as many times as you like, and putting up in your rooms, bus stops, and/or church community bulletin boards. I only ask that, as I’m giving it away free, you keep it free (no selling please).
I have put a hi-res pdf in my library, but I just have to find a way to make it accessible to any who want it.
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February 26, 2010 at 5:30 am
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February 26, 2010 at 5:02 pm
jc
Please do make it available on hi-def. Thanks :)
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February 27, 2010 at 8:32 am
The Arbourist
Stay tuned, I believe a photo-bucket or a flickr posting is coming soon once Mystro gets off the pot. :)
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February 27, 2010 at 8:38 am
The Arbourist
This post seems to fixed after a little WP-foo. Please pardon the double posting etc, we are slowly getting things back on track.
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February 27, 2010 at 11:43 am
Mystro
For those who want to print this off, lets give this a try. I’ve put up the poster at picturepush.com and it can be found here at
Please let me know if this works.
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