No one expects a flying crotch attack, nor should they. This is an ad by the Government of Alberta in attempt to be ‘hip’ and ‘edgy’ and appeal to the young shite-for-brains motorists who somehow think that driving is compatible with using a cell phone.
It is isn’t. So don’t do it. But for those that require a message specially tailored to their demographic, observe below. (CBC Source)

Overkill. Not really considering that the stupid things people do on the road.




5 comments
April 15, 2014 at 8:51 am
The Intransigent One
Wait, people seriously drive with their phone in their crotch? How can they see it?
(Oh wait, not everybody has a rack like mine)
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April 15, 2014 at 10:27 am
The Arbourist
@TIO
Well, they are in engaging in deep subterfuge as obviously, no one can see their device, so they are not breaking distracted driving laws (because gazing at your crotch while driving definitely contributes to good non-distracted driving).
*raises eyebrow* – Err…yes dear. :)
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April 15, 2014 at 10:34 am
syrbal-labrys
I admit, the idea of flying attacking crotches has a certain appeal….and then you crush the possibility. Darn it all…
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April 15, 2014 at 11:04 am
The Arbourist
@Syrbal
*imagines what that would look like*
*giggles*
:)
Well, it is a government ad, so by default, they take the fun out of everything.
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April 15, 2014 at 11:06 am
syrbal-labrys
They really do, don’t they! As for what it would look like? Possibly male-terrifying. Imagine the flying heart logo so often seen (esp. on motorcycle gear?!) but …well, hairier! :::goes off cackling like someone owning a gingerbread cottage::::
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