No one, and I mean NO ONE, expects a snake to the Face!

Care of the CBC:

ROCK HILL, S.C. – Police in South Carolina say an argument between two motel guests ended when one of the men was hit in the head with a snake.

Police say the victim told officers that he argued Tuesday night with 29-year-old Tony Smith over loud music coming from Smith’s room.

The dispute appeared to be over, but the man told police Smith walked up to him several hours later with a 1.2 metre python and hit him in the face with the snake’s head.

I would not know what to with that.  You cannot be prepared for something as off the wall as this.  Humanity amuses me.