Misogyny, Bigotry and Priest Rape Apolgia - all in together in one package of Pope Awesome!

Misogyny, Bigotry and Priest Child-Rape Apologia – all in together in one package of Pope Awesome!

It would be a disservice to the Disservice if we did not comment on the high octane jack-assery that is going on in Catholic-land at the moment as they feverishly scrabble about looking for the best candidate to be their earthly link to the Almighty-Holy-Gibberish in the sky.   I’m thinking they would have better luck with Alectryomancy.

Sadly, Canada has a candidate in the running for the title of His Pope-ness, by the name of Marc Ouellet.   His grip on reality, like that of many of the religious, is tenuous at best (wanting to be the chosen emissary of  the Sky-Daddy here on earth an all that.  I secretly think that there is a holy (holey?) sock-puppet that has “god” embroidered on it that only the pope gets to wear and converse with.)  Parenthetical ruminations aside, Mr.Ouellet when not fapping for jebus, has some quaintly retrograde points of view when it comes to  social issues.

Shocking.

“Once touted as a possible candidate to become pope, Ouellet apparently had no intention of wading into a public policy debate when [he] called abortion a “moral crime” as serious as murder and said it is never justified — even in cases of rape.”

Ah, rapetastic pope gives those bitches what they deserve!  No rights, no autonomy and incubator status straight-fucking-up.  I am curious as to the calibre of mental gymnastics it takes to be female and to identify as Catholic when the head of your church makes raging misogyny plank #1 on his papal platform.  It gets better, Ouellet digs deeper:

“Ouellet said he understands that a sexually assaulted woman has been traumatized and must be helped and that her attacker must be held accountable.

“But there is already a victim,” he said. “Must there be another one?”

Will someone PLEASE think of the children!!!! (While we insidiously erase women’s autonomy, tough darts for you bitchez!!)

Ouellet is also on the progressive cutting edge of other societal issues; same sex marriage and homosexuality come to mind:

“His Eminence raised concern over the positive presentation of homosexuality and same-sex “marriage” in schools. With such questionable education, the Cardinal said, “You are deforming conscience. You are warping the processes of psycho-sexual and psycho-social identification processes of youth.”

Fags and dykes! Back into the closet for you!   We’ll see you burning in the lake of fire soon enough, but for now, be away with your sinful practices your presence cannot be tolerated within a properly religious society (and by “properly religious society” I actually mean, fucked-up dystopian hell.)!  It is sad to see this sort of bigotry paraded out in the open.  The following quote is not what Ouellet has said, but I’m pretty sure he supports it:

“Considerations Regarding Proposals To Give Legal Recognition To Unions Between Homosexual Persons, said that, “Allowing children to be adopted by persons living in such unions would actually mean doing violence to these children, in the sense that their condition of dependency would be used to place them in an environment that is not conducive to their full development.” (No. 7).Homosexual indoctrination is just another form of child abuse.”

To see a nasty slice of the Dark Ages apparently one just needs to dial Ouellet’s Papal Way-Back-Machine, for a heady whiff of the good ‘ole days when the church was leading society straight into the muck.   With such progressive views, how can this dude NOT be pope?

Oh and of course, no Catholic article would be complete without commentary on the officially denied by tacitly condoned child-rape-cabal a.k.a the catholic priesthood.  Severely enlightened Ouellet in dulcet tones denotes:

“He also said child abuse is not specifically a Roman Catholic issue but that the church has garnered more attention.

“It is not a Catholic problem; it is a human problem. Most of the abuse occurred in families in very general in society, and my hope is what was done by the Catholic Church, which is not yet perfect, but could be also of example for others in society,” he said.

Last month, SNAP, (Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests) singled out three papal candidates who, either by their comments or their deeds, had tried to brush off allegations of abuse by members of the clergy.”

Oh, it is just a human problem!  Okay then.  Carry on!   (*headesk forever*)

Canada still has a freely flowing super-abundance of toxic religious stupidity; enough (shamefully) that we can *share* with rest of the world.  And thus to the world, my heartfelt apologies.