I’ll admit it up front, I tend to dress like an unfashionable frump of at least 20 years beyond my chronological age. But I actually really love clothes! Which is how I got hooked on Zulily. More pretty clothes to look at every day? Steeply discounted? Sign me right up!
While I do find things there that I love and neeeeeed, it appears I simply lack the constitution for the world of cutting-edge fashion. There is probably a feminist statement to be made somewhere, about how runway fashion for men is weird too but the real monstrosities don’t turn up in mid-priced ready-to-wear, because men’s inherent dignity. Or something.
Or you could just laugh. Each of these gems was available – in my size – from Zulily, today!
more horror after the break
bleatmop
Mystro
The Arbourist
Dead Wild Roses 
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June 18, 2015 at 3:08 am
Elle Kacee
Those flash sale sites are great for that. I remember on myhabit once they had pants that were like these:
Except the pants above are obviously made for dancing and these were beige colored and just meant for…….whatever rich people do in $900 tassel pants. (ON SALE!!!!)
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June 19, 2015 at 9:59 am
Marie
I actually bought a pair of shorts like in the first photo – but I strictly wear them under a short dress that I love, but would otherwise never wear. It adds a bit of lace to the bottom of the dress, and I can walk up stairs without worry.
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June 19, 2015 at 10:23 am
The Intransigent One
I bet that works really well! Thta’s a use for them I hadn’t considered – glad to know they’re not completely irredeemable.
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